It's been a long time, i'm glad i left you, without a blog post to step to.

So i was in Melbourne recently and now i finally know why everyone in Perth will find whatever excuse they can to talk about how cool it is. Actually, scratch that. Most of the people that do this are just assholes that have little else to talk about so on that note i can't really relate. I will however, say that Melbourne is a great place where a-lot of my closest friends now reside and it's pretty crazy to think that my visit was just as worthwhile for them as it was for me, because it was.

Happily expressing every possible character trait of an annoying tourist, most of my time was spent inner city, taking photos of everything that Perth doesn't have, eating crepes and sampling the tastiest and cheapest coffee i'd ever consumed/spent money on. Here are some of the things i did and saw with a disclaimer that states it isn't my fault if you want to move there because of how face-breakingly sublime and gorgeous i made everything look.





Only the realest of men go to Melbourne on a holiday and don't move there straight afterwards.